shotsfiredat221b: dulect: chicken-nuggets-galore: Do twins have the same sized dick? Both reactions work (Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via punkdear182)

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via punkdear182)

Cop: Have you been drinking? Me: I been drankin' Cop: Surfbort Me: Surfbort
unfollowlng: seenaill: unfollowlng: If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them you win (via speaking--in--tongues)

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

(via speaking--in--tongues)

ahungrygirlsweightlossjourney:

katwaterflame:

josiephone:

Apparently some vegans are telling people not to eat honey to support bees.STOP. STOP NOW.DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?Buy honey (local if possible) -> support beekeepers -> support bees.I swear people don’t even think this stuff out. Beekeepers provide bees with an environment in which they can live, and are encouraged to thrive. Bees then have a big huge giant person who can deal with any threats to the hive. Yes, honey is a winter food supply for bees, but beekeepers (unless they’re dicks, in which case they’d be shooting themselves in the foot) will NEVER take too much honey from a hive, and will always ensure that bees have enough food. Think about it, you’re not going to starve a source of income/hobby, are you?So now.Support beekeepers.Support bees.buzz.

I had to reblog just for “DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?" because it made me realize that some people really don’t!

THANK YOU.
donutsornonuts: We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive. (via sea-of-ease)

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via sea-of-ease)

thehumanbutt:

stop-fallen-angel:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?

IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!
beattlejuice:

BajaBlast
little-darlinq:

if this doesn’t make you feel better idk what will
jacksragingalcoholism: I am so angry at myself for needing someone who doesn’t need me (via fllumes)

jacksragingalcoholism:

I am so angry at myself for needing someone who doesn’t need me

(via fllumes)