“I guess some people are just born with tragedy in their blood.”
thotkage: nsfwgpoy: those nerds in high school who run like this in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school (via dianaoftheword)

thotkage:

nsfwgpoy:

those nerds in high school who run like this

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in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school

(via dianaoftheword)

booforce: my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you (Source: biforce, via rogaire-beag)

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via rogaire-beag)

byvalour:

ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better


omfg how and why
darrenstummy: the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along (Source: darrenstummy-moved, via rule-34-written)

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via rule-34-written)

satans-testicle: need a cute girl to come kiss me

satans-testicle:

need a cute girl to come kiss me

nylooms: tupacabra: it’s a metaphor The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor (via thetimetravelingchef)

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

(via thetimetravelingchef)

“Every part of me wants you.”